Saturday, November 20, 2010

Islamic Sympathy Cards

as life itself

This is a story that I've always loved. I do not know the author, but as in every tradition, I think Since its creation has varied. Some already know her in some version, but for those who do not, I hope you like it:

Every day, very early came to an ant company productive and happy. They spent their days working and humming an old song of love. She was productive and happy, but alas, was not supervised.

The BUMBLEBEE general manager felt that this was not possible, so they created the post of supervisor, for which with tried to BEETLE experienced.

's first concern was to organize the supervisor BEETLE arrival and departure and also produced beautiful reports.

soon became necessary to have a secretary to assist in preparing reports, so they hired a spider who organized the files and took care of the phone. Meanwhile, productive and happy ant worked and worked.

The BUMBLEBEE general manager was delighted with the reports of the BEETLE supervisor, so called comparative tables and charts, indicators and analysis trends. Then it was necessary to hire an assistant to the supervisor ROACH and was essential to have a new computer with color printer.

Soon productive and happy ant stopped humming their melodies and started complaining about all the paperwork that had to do now.

The CEO BUMBLEBEE then felt it was time for action. Thus they created the post of manager of the area where the ant worked productive and happy.

The charge was for a cigarette that carpeted his office and did buy a special chair. The new manager of the area - of course - needed a new computer and - when you have more than one computer, you must have a local network. The new manager soon needed an assistant (who had been his assistant at the previous company), for help in preparing the strategic plan and budget for the area where the ant worked productive and happy.

The Ant and not hum his old tunes and he looked ever more irascible. "We're going to have to hire a study of work environment one of these days," said the grasshopper.

But one day the general manager, reviewing the numbers, he realized that the business unit (where the ant worked productively and happy) was no longer as profitable as before. So I hired the OWL, a prestigious consultant to make a diagnosis.

The OWL spent three months in the company and soon issued a brainy report: "There are too many people in this department ..." .

So GM took the advice of the consultant y. .. ant fired productive and happy.

Moral: Do not ever for the world to be a productive and happy ant. It is better to be a useless and incompetent. Incompetent supervisors need not, why?, Everybody knows. If despite everything you are productive, do not show for the world you're happy. Do not forgive him. Make up from time to time some misfortune, that generates shame. But if despite all this you insist on being a productive and happy ANT, install your own company at least not living at your expense bumblebees, beetles, mites, cockroaches, crickets and owls of this world.

PD: "Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence." And each one / or apply the moral as you want ...

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